Thanksgiving Leftover 2.0

Before I give you MY(read: The better) Thanksgiving leftover Sammich, I have to call Nick out on some of his bullshit ideas....
1. It is always OK to give people shit for being obese. If it's OK to shovel a whole bunch of shit on someone for smoking/drinking/weeding then it's OK to give them shit for eating an entire box of Twinkies while watching CSI...it just is. Yes I understand that people have medical reasons for being overweight, but I contend that the majority of fatties are just lazy buckets of gravy. *please note that I do know the difference between overweight and obese...I am overweight, everyone in the movie Heavyweights(minus Ben Stiller and crew plus that one weird counselor) is obese.
2. You sir are a dickhead. We agreed to the 'guest spot' for a reason! Don't try adding more people to this blog! When we cant turn this bitch into a cookbook if we have to get clearance from 4/5/or 6 people....you ass!
Well, I guess I only needed to make you look like a jerk for two things...so that means I still love you...fag.

My thanksgiving always starts the same way, I wake up hungover as fuck and think about how much I'm not looking forward to spending 12+ hours with my family. I'm Irish(yeah, Brennan is a really really Irish surname), we have family parties(holidays, birthdays, graduations, all catholic sacraments, etc) all the fucking time...I have 36 cousins on my mom's side of the family alone! I love my family, but that many people at my grandmas house is just too much...especially when I'm not getting presents from Santa or all of my aunts WOO BIRTHDAY!!!

I LOVE thanksgiving! It's the one day of the year that you are encouraged to eat until you vomit...and we all know how much I vomit. So, without anymore bullshit I give you my version of the Thanksgiving Leftover Sammich!!!! Get stoked bitches......

Grab every leftover that is in the fridge. Put the cranberry crap back, b/c that shit is garbage. Actually, you should just slide that bowl of gelatinous shit into the garbage disposal now and save yourself the misery of looking at it for the next few days. So, take one of those rolls(yes, I know nick and I both like the rolls, go fuck yourself if you choose to use crap bread on this sammy). Grab the potatoes and smear them all over one side of the roll then toss some corn on that shit. Grab a hunk-o-turkey and stick it on top of the potato/corn mix, then go for a big handful of stuffing, take that stuffing and put it on the turkey. After the stuffing if you have any of those cheesy potatoes left(yes two kinds of potatoes is a bit excessive but fuck it, its thanksgiving!) throw those on too...put the top of the roll on the cheesy taters, and then drop a bunch of gravy on top of the whole thing! Stick that fucker in the microwave and eat the fuck out of it. You should probably be high while you eat this b/c getting molten gravy all over your hands kinda sucks. It's a bit like hot wax, only a little less hot...if that makes any sense.

After you eat this deliciousness, take a fucking nap...you will need it! Eating more than one of these is not recommended for those who are watching their weight, as this sammich contains more than 1200 calories...but if you are watching your weight you probably shouldn't be reading this blog b/c it'll only make you hungry...fag.