God, you know what I hate? Fat kids. Fat kids totally suck. When you're a little kid you're supposed to be running around outside, scraping your knees, occasionally exposing yourself (cause you can get away with the "don't understand why it's wrong to show people your dick" excuse), catching bugs, and breaking shit. For some reason certain little kids just wanna sit around, wear sweat suits representing their grade school, and eat little debbie products all day long. Fuck those little sweaty fucks. They deserve to be tormented at school by their peers. It's really the only time in ones life that its acceptable to ruthlessly and publicly mock someone for obesity. Once you get older, it's totally fine to be fat. Some people don't have a choice in the body type they were given. Can't hate on someone thats a little bit chubby with some years behind them. Thats just the way it goes. But if you're in the single digits and you weight in the triple digits, then fuck off. Having said that, here's the ultimate piggy sammich:
Take two pieces of white bread. Make it something really fucking white, like Wonder or whatever. Now get some Jiffy or Peter Pan bullshit, and make it chunky, in honor of all the chunky's out there that love this sandwich. Spread it on all heavy like. Next, grab a jar of Fluff, that vile marshmallow spread, and spread that on the other slice. Put the two slices of bread that have gunk on them together and viola!, you've got a fluff'n nutter sammichh. I would suggest drinking it with a tall, cold glass of 2% milk, but if you're actually eating this be a true scumbag and wash it down with a coke, straight out of a two liter bottle thats been sitting in a mini fridge, in your room. You totally disgust me.
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