the unhealthy choice

On the other hand, sometimes its really nice to spit in the face of your non-carnivorous friends and get down on some gnar bucket servings of meat. My roommate Pat took to this method the other night and made the following. First he fried up a little bit of bacon in a pan, but kept it semi loose. Then he wrapped said bacon around some left over hot dogs and grilled 'em up all nice and plump on our neighbors grill. My grill has gotten kind of dirty, so rather than clean it we just steal from the other tenants in the building. People where walking by and definitely getting bummed. Then we used sliced bread for a bun (this totally qualifies it as a sandwich in my book.) Ideally we wanted to throw some BBQ sauce on there, but we were out of that too, so brown mustard won us over. It was delicious and even the veggie dudes were salivating like Pavlov's dogs. Meat wins again!