The Drunk Al is a rather simple take on the pb & j. All you'll need is two slices of bread (white and on the verge of going stale for maximum results,) some peanut butter (creamy or chunky, it don't matter,) and your choice of jelly (I'm digging strawberry lately.) In order to really understand this sandwich one must channel the spirit of Drunk Al. You can only make it when you're fucked up, so start drinking a good 24 hours prior to the meal. Smoking grass will work and if you're feeling really adventurous maybe smoke just a little bit of crack. Now you're ready to begin. Go into the kitchen alone. Set the two pieces of bread next to each other. Spread the jelly on one slice of bread and the peanut butter on the other. Now, if you're lucky, a roommate / friend / coworker will stumble in the kitchen, unnoticed by you. Take the piece of bread with the jelly on it and place it, jelly side up on the slice of peanut butter. I have gone through the trouble of showing you what this should look like (separated) via Microsoft paint:
Now, look at what you've done and proclaim out loud: "How the FUCK do you fuck up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?!" Then go to your room, alone, and eat in shame. Bon appetit!
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